No one ever thought this day would come, but sometime around eleven o'clock last night, as the wireless connection in my apartment tried to play hard to get (do not try to play this game with me) and the dust bunnies in my room tried to get all up in my business (do not try this either), I realized what was missing from my life: a healthy dose of take-it-to-the-next-level in my relationship with technology. And by technology I of course mean the Internet, but "taking it to the next level" with the Internet sounds all wrong and sad and age 14 to 16.
Part of this endeavor is going to be this blog, which I am hoping will act as a sort of virtual pet/friend, a stand-in for the dog I do not yet own as well as the older brother I never had, who was therefore never there to beat up the lame boys in my life who also never existed. Obviously this is just an experiment, and although this is my first post I already know that it (this project) is either going to get dropped like a prom-night dumpster baby or drastically over-loved like, well, all things in life that are lucky enough to receive over-loving. There will not be an in-between. That's how these things go (or so I am told).
Anyone out there unfortunate enough to read this -- thanks for not sending hate mail / scorn mail until I hit at least double digits in my number of posts.
The future already feels awesomer,
xrayunicorn
Part of this endeavor is going to be this blog, which I am hoping will act as a sort of virtual pet/friend, a stand-in for the dog I do not yet own as well as the older brother I never had, who was therefore never there to beat up the lame boys in my life who also never existed. Obviously this is just an experiment, and although this is my first post I already know that it (this project) is either going to get dropped like a prom-night dumpster baby or drastically over-loved like, well, all things in life that are lucky enough to receive over-loving. There will not be an in-between. That's how these things go (or so I am told).
Anyone out there unfortunate enough to read this -- thanks for not sending hate mail / scorn mail until I hit at least double digits in my number of posts.
The future already feels awesomer,
xrayunicorn
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